Pixie Named Bartholomew

Stop right there! Hand over your candies! I'm Bartholomew a.k.a. Cousin Bullseye. I'll take care of your little patch of paradise, peppering pests persistently with pebbles, and I can make things too! Why I'll bet the cat could use a new saddle; English or Western- I'm skilled at both. Don't let my fierce demeanor fool you! I might pinch a fair young maiden or two (or not so fair sweet matron for that matter), but I've got a big heart and love to hug hummingbirds, I think. (Have to catch one first!) What do I eat, you ask? Why, wild yams, abominable apricots, boisterous blueberries and crimson cannibal cabbages, Yup! A regular garden gladiator, that's me!