Pixie Named Gooseberry

Gooseberry's the name, snail-racing's the game! Yup! I'm the "Galloping Gournmet" of the garden. A regular speed-demon of the vegetable plot! I once hit a half-mile per hour on the straight-away riding Elizabeth S-Car-Go on the TurnipTrack. Now THAT was a fine bit of slimy surrealism, if ever there was! What's my favourite food, you ask? Why, apple and marshmallow pie with a chocolate sprinkle. You know, good ole healthy home-cookin'! I have the recipe back at the burrow... just follow me if you can keep up! And watch where you're stepping with those gargantuan gumboots!